Authentic

Findings

• Highly informal language and contractions ('ok so', 'i was', 'who designed this', 'im getting')
• Specific personal details (rink, Tuesday, coach, brother, wrong jersey, taco place near the bridge, not the one on 4th, three al pastor, horchata)
• Unfinished thoughts and parentheticals ('— like, who designed this.', '— not the one on 4th, the other one —')
• Idiosyncratic punctuation (em-dashes used casually, lack of capitalization at sentence start)
• Genuine opinions with 'edges' ('dumb new drill', 'my brother is a menace')
• Use of 'tldr' which is common in informal human communication.

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